I want them badly, and resisting feels as though Im doomed to become a victim of my own stubbornness
Despite its shortcomings, Haphazard Bombardment brings a ton of value over four turns and can get even better in a deck that can abuse it: you can double its speed by copying the trigger with Strionic Resonator and you can distribute more aim counters if you can bounce / blink the enchantment
It's a good word, and we already use it in other forms in Magic card names: Army of the Damned Bonfire of the Damned (Many things are "damned" on Innistrad!) Choice of Damnations Damnable Pact (The only form of damn we could find in card name or flavor text, but it does appear in the third Kaldheim story.) Overseer of the Damned Songs of the Damned Perhaps the best use of damn for a card name is Damnation, the powerful Modern card that famously came first in Planar Chaos
For budgetconscious collectors, grading a nonholo (grading fees typically USD 3050 for basic service, depending on provider) can be a lowcost way to chase a high grade and meaningful upside
But it's not easy to find any of the 1993 MTG Alpha cards in pristine condition