Since 1974 amp-g We accidentally inked our pants

We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses

These gradient frames with polarized non-reflective brown lenses are perfect for sipping iced tea and lemonade on the golf course or slamming shots in the clubhouse after to celebrate your epic win (or devastating defeat)

WARNING: Wearing may result in an uptick of runway catfights due to extreme style envy

does having eight arms give you an unfair advantage when playing tag

but they do glow in the dark

Since 1974 amp-g We accidentally inked our pantsDid you feel that? There's an earthquake coming. San Jose Earthquakes, that is. And even if two blocks of the Earth's crust suddenly slip past one another, ripping the ground apart, these sunglasses won't slip or bounce. Featuring blue and black frames and blue reflective lenses. Plus, they come with Major League Soccer packaging, so your delivery person knows you're a serious fan.