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After years of swearing that they wouldn't make mechanically unique promos, going back to the disastrous release of the Nalathni Dragon promo in the early '90s, Wizards somehow forgot this lesson and declared that they were once again going to make mechanically unique promos

This card is a solid one in red extra combat decks, and it hasnt been reprinted that many times since the original Darksteel , retaining a $10 value

Easily a second-in-command to Marisi, in his own deck I think you can very quickly use him to spread the love and finish people off with commander damage just like we used to do with Zurgo Helmsmasher

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